Ha! Joshua says, and Graham shakes their head.

"Of the two of us, Joshua's the expert in a lot of things," he admits. "It's him I'm talking to. Joshua. It's a... long story." His voice gets low and cold, suddenly, and he continues, "Joshua speaking: it's really not that long. I'm an alien consciousness grafted onto Graham Shapiro's mind. His body is my body, his voice is my voice. Story done. See?"

Graham doesn't roll their eyes, but only just.